1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,670 Here. Mm-hmm. 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:10,409 Look, sweetheart, dishpan hands! That's terrible. 3 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,745 No, it isn't. It's wonderful. I've always wanted dishpan hands. 4 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,981 Makes a witch feel like she belongs. 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,970 Well, on you they look good. 6 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,254 Happy, sweetheart? Let's see... 7 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,623 I've got a beautiful wife, a lovely daughter, 8 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,626 a comfortable home, a good job. 9 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,662 I guess I'm reasonably happy. 10 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,731 Why only reasonably? 11 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,745 I would be ecstatically happy if you were an orphan. 12 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,969 Another remark like that, and I'll be a widow. 13 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,372 Honey, I was only joking. 14 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:44,776 It's jokes like that that can get you turned into an artichoke. 15 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:48,047 Besides, I thought you and Mother were getting along rather well lately. 16 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,282 You're almost on speaking terms. 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,671 Let's hope it stays almost. 18 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,788 How about a little after-dinner drink? 19 00:00:56,857 --> 00:01:01,393 All right. Let's have something different and marvelous and exotic. 20 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,767 Scotch and soda? Delicious. 21 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:15,540 Darrin, why don't you try a new approach to Mother? 22 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,009 Well, she's not all bad, you know. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,413 She does have a good side. All you have to do is find it and get on it. 24 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,460 I'll admit that's not easy, but I think it's worth a try. 25 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:27,319 Don't you, sweetheart? 26 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,321 Don't you? 27 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:34,726 Darrin, just because I said Mother has a good side... 28 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,062 doesn't mean you have to stop talking to me. 29 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,131 Darrin? 30 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,803 Darrin? 31 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,773 Darrin? 32 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,440 Darrin! 33 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,912 Darrin? 34 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:59,151 Wha... Mother. 35 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,153 Mother? 36 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:06,925 I demand that you appear before me immediately, and no stalling. 37 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,698 I hope you have good news. 38 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:16,001 You just plucked me off a coral reef. 39 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,170 Don't be cute. 40 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:20,205 I'm not being cute. 41 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,641 I was skin diving in the Bahamas with Jacques Yves Cousteau. 42 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,688 Now, if you'll just excuse me... 43 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,613 Mother, Darrin is gone, and you know it. 44 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:32,517 Oh, you do have good news. 45 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:38,390 Now tell me. 46 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:43,195 You tell me. Where is he? 47 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,396 Very well. 48 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:48,633 I'll tell you, straight out, 49 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,635 I haven't the foggiest. 50 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,638 N-N-Now, Mother, 51 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:56,107 I-I'm sorry to have to ask you to do this, 52 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:59,211 but, uh, repeat after me... 53 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,246 Spiders that crawl, bats that fly, 54 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,526 silence my tongue if I'm telling a lie. 55 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,884 Samantha, get hold of yourself. 56 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,853 I'd like to take credit for Durwood's disappearance, 57 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:12,724 but I give you my word, I had nothing to do with it. 58 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,694 You didn't? No. 59 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,397 Then where is he? 60 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:23,335 Well, I don't know. 61 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,337 Oh! 62 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,697 Oh! 63 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,268 N-Now... Now, Mother, let's be calm about this. 64 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:35,139 I am calm. I'm positively serene. 65 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,286 It's you who are all stoked up. 66 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:42,213 Mother, Darrin's gone, and somebody's got him. 67 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,183 Who'd want him? 68 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:50,922 Now, who would... Uncle Arthur. That's it. 69 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:54,559 Uncle Arthur is using Darrin for one of his practical jokes. 70 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,229 Well, why would he do a thing like that? 71 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,298 Durwood is already a practical joke. 72 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,867 Mother! 73 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,236 But why would... 74 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:09,341 Uncle Arthur is cooking up one of his mad, wild... 75 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,981 That wasn't Uncle Arthur. 76 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,650 No, it certainly was not. 77 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:24,556 - Well, who was it? - I haven't the slightest idea. 78 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,558 I hope. 79 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,967 Carlotta. 80 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:40,705 Endora, darling... 81 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:44,442 how nice to see you again after all these years. 82 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,945 You're a sight for sore eyes. 83 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:50,882 Oh, thank you, my dear Carlotta, 84 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,485 and you're a sight too. 85 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:59,557 Uh, M-Mother... M-M-Mother, I hate to... to barge into this reunion, but... 86 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:02,327 Ah, you're Samantha. 87 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,762 Right. Who are you? 88 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:07,832 What a beautiful creature you are. 89 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,134 You don't look at all like your mother. 90 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:15,540 M-M-Mother, please, pull in your claws. 91 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,976 Uh, Carlotta, you must be here for some reason. 92 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,978 Does it involve Darrin? 93 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:24,215 Aren't you going to offer me something to drink? 94 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:28,119 We're fresh out of hemlock. 95 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,123 Oh, now stop it, you two. 96 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,271 My husband's gone, and you two are playing cat and cat. 97 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:38,530 She's right. Enough of this merriment. 98 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:40,465 Endora... What? 99 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:45,804 Haven't you told Samantha about... our little deal? 100 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,142 It must have slipped my mind. 101 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:53,812 Very well. I'll tell you about it myself. 102 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:58,149 It seems that at the turn of the century... 103 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,552 Vanity prevents my naming which... 104 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:05,056 Your mother promised the hand of her firstborn daughter... 105 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:08,827 to my firstborn son. 106 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:12,864 - Huh? - Oh, I... 107 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,500 vaguely remember something like that. 108 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,402 When the planet Icarus... 109 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:22,573 passes between Pluto and Jupiter, I collect. 110 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:25,710 Oh, you're both mad. 111 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,046 But not half as mad as I'm getting. 112 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,284 Oh, it was eons ago, darling. Eons ago at a party. 113 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,653 Carlotta, get this straight, 114 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:38,223 I am already married. 115 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,792 Marriages to mortals don't count. 116 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,927 You bring him back here this instant. 117 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:46,230 But of course, my dear. 118 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,733 Now, where shall we put him? 119 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,603 The telly might be fun. 120 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,150 Help! 121 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,512 Sam! Oh! 122 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,160 Oh, now, Darrin, don't you worry. I'll get you out of there. 123 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:07,585 Relax. Those aren't animals chasing him. 124 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,287 They are only animal sounds. 125 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:12,490 Aaah! 126 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,527 And if you refuse to marry my son, Juke, 127 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:20,832 your precious Darrin will be running from those sounds forever. 128 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:26,137 Carlotta, it's witches like you that give us all a bad name. 129 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:29,474 Thank you. 130 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:34,012 Mother, how could you make such a primitive marital arrangement? 131 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,192 They did that sort of thing in the Middle Ages. 132 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,616 I... I think it was in the Middle Ages. 133 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:42,019 Are you ready to go and meet Juke? 134 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:45,423 Um, C-Carlotta, wh-why don't the two of us sit down... 135 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:48,526 and discuss this thing like intelligent... 136 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,832 Help! Help! 137 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,834 I'm ready. 138 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,536 Sam! 139 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:03,141 Don't worry, Samantha. I'll think of something. 140 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,711 - I hope so. - And I'll take good care of Tabitha for you. 141 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,547 Just don't marry her off while I'm gone. 142 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:17,355 And this is Juke's room. 143 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,991 He's so proud of all his pinups. 144 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,263 W... 145 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,935 Why, all these pictures are of me! 146 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,539 But of course. Juke has been in love with you... 147 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,674 ever since he was a baby. 148 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,043 But he's never even met me. 149 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,279 Just a formality. 150 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:44,715 Mother? M-Mother, I'm home. 151 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,318 We're up here, darling. 152 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,855 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I am late, 153 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,190 but I ran into some old school friends and we were... 154 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:58,963 Oh, that's all right, darling. Juke, dear, we have a guest. 155 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,104 It's Samantha. 156 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,874 Hello, Juke. Hi. 157 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,878 Shake her hand, dear. 158 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,515 That's enough. 159 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,117 Now then, Juke dear, 160 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,488 who always keeps her word? You do, Mother. 161 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:28,859 And who promised that someday you would have Samantha as your wife? 162 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,996 You did, Mother. 163 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:35,866 And what a handsome couple you will make. 164 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,569 Glorious. 165 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,905 Remember, Samantha... 166 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,744 Wh... Wh... W-What's that? 167 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,248 Just your mother's depraved sense of humor. 168 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,518 Ta-ta. 169 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,588 I... I didn't put up any of those pictures of you, Samantha. 170 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:08,099 My... My mother did. 171 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:12,037 Here's another one with dear cousin Serena. 172 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,405 Hey, how about her? 173 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:17,642 No, Mother made up her mind. It's got to be you. 174 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,944 Don't you ever talk back to your mother? 175 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,113 Of course I do. 176 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,749 Lots of times. Good. Then all we have to do is... 177 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,164 I talk back to her when she's asleep or in the shower. 178 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,899 You should have heard me tell her off when she was down on Earth. 179 00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,558 I was magnificent. Groovy. 180 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:37,128 It's amazing with a mother like that how I turned out so well-adjusted. 181 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:49,507 Juke, there's one thing we can do. 182 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,188 What's that? You'll have to stand up to her. 183 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,145 No, think of another thing to do. 184 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,781 Oh, come on, Juke. You can do it. Just try. 185 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,884 Y-You're wrong. I can't change the pattern of a lifetime just like that. 186 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,821 After all, the roots of my cowardice run deep. 187 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,157 But you're a warlock. 188 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,526 No, warlock "schmorlock." 189 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,528 Juke, look, 190 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,632 maybe if you'd act like a warlock, you'd begin to feel like one. 191 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:18,536 Well, I... I guess I can try. 192 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,538 What did you say? 193 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,274 I said... I'll try, Samantha. 194 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,677 That's better. 195 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,680 Now, l-let's practice. Just pretend that I'm your mother. 196 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,682 Yes, ma'am. 197 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,552 Juke, I thought you said you'd try. 198 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,887 Oh. I-I-I will. 199 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,591 I will. Let's do it again. 200 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,693 Yeah, well, okay, sit down. 201 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:46,197 Now, here goes. Now, y-you make believe I'm your mother. 202 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,567 Mm-hmm. Good morning, Juke. 203 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,069 What's good about it? 204 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,905 Juke, just because you're a warlock... 205 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,934 doesn't mean you have to be nasty. 206 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,909 Just stand up for your rights. 207 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:02,146 Stand up. Your rights. 208 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:06,317 Rights. I gotcha. I gotcha. Mm-hmm. 209 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,320 Good morning, Juke darling. 210 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,723 Good morning, Mother. 211 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:16,761 It is such a beautiful day. Why don't you and I take a fly in the sky? 212 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,163 I'd rather not, Mother. 213 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,600 Juke, Mother wants you to go flying with her. 214 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:27,538 I've made other plans. I'm flying with some of the guys to the Riviera. 215 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:31,442 That's it, Juke. Keep up the good work. 216 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,946 Mother does not like you to fly so far from home. 217 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:40,284 - Tough! - I positively forbid it! 218 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,888 Tough and double-tough. 219 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:47,291 I'm a warlock, and what I say goes. 220 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,927 Bravo, Juke. How do you feel? 221 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,396 Strong, like the warlock I am. 222 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:56,567 Take me to the enemy. 223 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,315 W... 224 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,598 Mother, let's get one thing straight. 225 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:20,291 Juke, dear, you're blocking my sun. 226 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,992 Oh, yes, ma'am. 227 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,502 Mother, I will not fly with you today, so don't even bother to ask me. 228 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,504 And furthermore... Juke, dear, 229 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,741 be a good boy and bring Mother a cup of iced nectar. 230 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:41,412 Not only am I an adult, I'm a warlock, which is the strongest thing around. 231 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,681 Juke, Mother is thirsty. 232 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:47,819 And what I say goes because every witch knows my word is... 233 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,021 - Juke! - Would you like cream or lemon in your nectar? 234 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,425 Lemon. 235 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,980 Oh, Samantha, you're back. 236 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,982 The wedding's off, right? 237 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,385 Wrong. It's still on. 238 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,722 And the irony of it is that Juke doesn't even want to marry me. 239 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,624 Well, then there's no problem. 240 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,427 You don't know Juke. 241 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,262 Carlotta has him very well trained. 242 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:36,634 On command, he sits and heels. He even fetches. 243 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,504 Oh, Samantha, what a shame. 244 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,641 A shame is getting a run in your stocking. 245 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,677 This is a catastrophe. 246 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:49,179 Oh, I'm afraid, my darling, that you'll have to go through with it. 247 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,849 Carlotta's a very powerful witch. 248 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,153 As strong as she is, 249 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,923 she must have a weakness, an Achilles' heel. 250 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,725 As a matter of fact, she has Achilles' heel. 251 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,429 It's bronzed and mounted on her mantelpiece. 252 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:10,234 Yet there's something about her, something vulnerable. 253 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,703 I warn you, Samantha. 254 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,940 Zap for zap, she's unbeatable. 255 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,077 Mother, I'm not going to fight her with witchcraft. 256 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,914 I've just thought of a much more powerful weapon. 257 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,318 That's Carlotta's calling card. 258 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,054 She always was one for a big entrance. 259 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,791 I think I'll make a little exit. 260 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,960 Oh! 261 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:44,034 How dare you desert my son! 262 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,106 Perhaps you have forgotten... 263 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,408 Help! 264 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,277 Help! 265 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,248 The next time I put animals behind those sounds. 266 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:05,756 You dare to yawn in the jaws of my power? 267 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,727 Carlotta, your threats are beginning to bore me. 268 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:13,731 Very well, Samantha, you asked for it. 269 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,435 Lions and tigers, after your prey, 270 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:23,307 Darrin Stephens is your feast today. 271 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,309 Mother, please wait. 272 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,912 Samantha, she means it. She's serious. She'll really do it. 273 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:29,080 Let her. 274 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,647 Let her? Let me? 275 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,950 Yes. 276 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,987 Do you know what your problem is, Carlotta? 277 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,989 Oversell. 278 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,524 You don't have enough faith in your own son. 279 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,828 Well, that's true, Mother. You'll have to admit that. 280 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,263 Juke is warm and sensitive. 281 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,333 - You think so? - Of course. 282 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:53,203 And how could I resist that personality, 283 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,506 that charm, that wit. 284 00:17:56,876 --> 00:18:00,044 Well, after all, he is his mother's son. 285 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,147 And his looks... 286 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,616 He's also his father's son. 287 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,953 Gee, Samantha, I... 288 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:10,720 I should have tried to play down my 289 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,957 attractiveness. I'm sorry it got out of hand. 290 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:16,627 I owe you a great debt, Juke. 291 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:21,432 Being married to a mortal was a strain. You've set me free. 292 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,969 I think this calls for a little celebration. 293 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:29,907 Champagne. For our new, happy little family. 294 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,314 To our new family. 295 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,031 What's the matter, Juke? You're not drinking. Don't you like the toast? 296 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,923 Of course he does. It's just that he doesn't drink. 297 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,560 - It gives him flushes. - It does not. 298 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,529 Mother says it does. 299 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:55,699 Nonsense. One little drink can't hurt him. 300 00:18:55,768 --> 00:19:00,871 I am his mother. And if I say no, it's no. 301 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,910 I am his wife-to-be, and I say yes. 302 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,346 Well, I guess he could have one little drink. 303 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,348 Good. 304 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,417 To our new life together. 305 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,392 Gee! Oh, I like this stuff. 306 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,528 Samantha, you're going to make a great wife. 307 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,574 Oh, well, that's only the beginning, Juke. 308 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,932 Beginning? 309 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,534 What beginning? 310 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,303 Of the new Juke. For instance... 311 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,340 Look at the way he's dressed. Where'd you get that suit, Juke? 312 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,942 M-M-Mother zapped it for me. 313 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,513 Well, it'll have to go. 314 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,420 I-I'm beautiful. 315 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,957 Groovy. Ghastly. 316 00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:02,132 A wife has something to say about the way her husband dresses, and I say... 317 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:09,707 I am his mother, and I say... 318 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,817 Hold it! 319 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,554 I-I'm the wearer, and I say... it stays. 320 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:27,458 Well, all of this will straighten out when you are married... 321 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,460 and come home to live. 322 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,640 Oh, surely you don't think we're gonna live with you? 323 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,564 Atta-witch, Samantha. 324 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:37,100 But don't worry, Carlotta. You'll have visitation rights. 325 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,805 You will allow me to visit my own son? 326 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,841 Oh, well, of course. I'm not heartless. 327 00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,945 Uh, you can visit him every other Sunday. 328 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,947 And you can always phone me. 329 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,883 - Juke! - Nah-ah-ah. 330 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,352 You may look, but don't touch. 331 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,823 This marriage is off! 332 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:04,027 Oh. Oh. Oh, no, this marriage is not off. 333 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,498 What? Mother, I've been thinking lately. 334 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,367 You shouldn't think too much. It makes you bald. 335 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,736 I've been thinking. 336 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,972 A deal is a deal. I'm going to marry Samantha. 337 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,108 - Juke... - Ah-ah-ah. 338 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:22,379 Just come home with me, and I won't ever tell you what to do again. 339 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,748 She won't even suggest. 340 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,785 Well, let's see. 341 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,886 First of all, I dig these clothes. 342 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,324 What you dig is all I desire. 343 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:37,594 And another thing, I'm gonna live on my own cloud. 344 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,265 No. That's where I draw the line. 345 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,801 ♪♪ 346 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,738 ♪♪ 347 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,642 Uh, Juke... Juke, a-at least, um, 348 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:55,646 get a cloud on the same block as your mother. 349 00:21:55,714 --> 00:22:01,719 Well... Well, okay. Now, pop off, Mother. 350 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:04,132 I'll be right there. W-W-Wait... Now, w-wait a minute. 351 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,357 What... What about Darrin? 352 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:10,361 I will send Darrin to you as soon as you send Juke to me. 353 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,231 Ta-ta. 354 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,603 Um, I hate to rush you, Juke... Oh, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. 355 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,551 I did want to thank you, though, for showing me how to handle my mother. 356 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,609 Oh, anytime. A-And, Samantha, 357 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,079 if you ever get tired of being married to a mortal, 358 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,114 I'll be around. 359 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,999 I think I'll make mine a double. 360 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:55,172 I think I'll have a double too. A double? 361 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,641 Well, it's been quite an evening. 362 00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,845 I'll drink to that. 363 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:05,282 There is nothing like a nice, quiet evening at home, just the two of us. 364 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:09,786 You're right. There's nothing quite like it. 365 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,934 Just in time for my second cup of café au lait. 366 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:28,238 Sorry, Mother dear, but I'm down to my last drop. Oh, well, no matter. 367 00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:31,274 I prefer instant coffee anyway. 368 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,779 What are you doing up so early? 369 00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,814 Or haven't you been to sleep yet? 370 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,083 I bring news, Samantha. 371 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,252 A letter from Juke. 372 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,222 Oh! Well, it's been months since his emancipation. 373 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,291 I was wondering how he was getting along. 374 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:51,795 Well, he says that he... How... Mother, you didn't! 375 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,797 Of course not. 376 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,366 How could you think that I'd... 377 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,335 What does the dear boy say? 378 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:06,477 "Dear Samantha, Just a note to let you know that I found the right girl for me, 379 00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,479 and we're getting married." 380 00:24:08,547 --> 00:24:10,614 Isn't that wonderful? 381 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,816 Go on. 382 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:17,587 "And just as soon as my wife decides when we're going on our honeymoon... 383 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,758 "and when we're coming back and where we're going to live, 384 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:23,627 "I'll let you know, and you can visit us. 385 00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:27,731 "That is if my wife will allow it. 386 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,900 Love, Juke." 387 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,671 Oh, Mother! 388 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:37,107 You're such a naughty witch. I know.